If you’re anything like me, you spend most nights awake wondering what Kevin Sorbo is up to these days. The answer is: starring in Tales of an Ancient Empire, “Albert Pyun’s long-in-the-works sequel to classic 80’s fantasy flick The Sword And The Sorcerer.”
You might also wonder what he’s doing with that big hunk of meat, which is something my girlfriend gets asked all the time. My best guess is that that’s how they paid him. I can’t imagine his asking price is too high. Dude, I was in Meet the Spartans AND An American Carol! Now gimme my f-ckin turkey leg.
He’s co-starring with Melissa Ordway, who’s apparently some kind of model. I imagine doing it with a model would be pretty sweet, but the closest I’ve ever gotten was the time I raped a mannequin at Osh Kosh. You ask me, kid was askin’ for it the way he was wearin those overalls.
[Thanks to RoboPanda for the tip]