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03.21.08 24 Comments

This is a bootleg of the Ice Age 3 (Dawn of the Dinosaurs) teaser that’s currently playing before Horton Hears a Who.  The video comes from RuTube, which, believe it or not, is actually a Godless commie Russkie frenemy version of YouTube. See today’s featured video, after the jump.

Anyway, it looks like it was filmed by Abe Zapruder’s retarded grandson using a butt cam, but it does answer the question of what the fuck dinosaurs are doing in a movie about the ice age.  They live in a mystical land underground – that explains it!  Still doesn’t explain the cows with giant udders and male voices in Barnyard though.  God that pisses me off.

But hold on, I’m not done with this Dawn of the Dinosaurs thing.  Even if we accept that dinosaurs still exist in an underground lair somewhere during the ice age, that still begs the question of why it’s called Dawn of the Dinosaurs.  Wouldn’t it be more appropriate to call it Last of the Dinosaurs, or Dinosaurs of the Underground, or Underworld: Dinosaur, or Holy Fuck, There are Still Some Fucking Dinosaurs, I Thought They Died Like a Million Years Ago But I Found Some Underground and It Was Fucking Awesome?  Is anyone still listening to me?

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