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06.15.09 7 Comments

Ironically, I never saw Saw, probably because I’m not a borderline retarded sociopath.  Nonetheless, it makes great material for a Mentos commercial.  Some solid editing, this.  Don’t believe these commercials though.  I premature ejaculated once, so I smiled and offered a Mentos as restitution, just like in the commercials. But she still made me pay.

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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