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07.31.09 34 Comments

Jerry Bruckheimer has decided on a new project, which I assume he does blindfolded, by reaching into an enormous jackolantern filled with dildos, that say things like “aliens”, “talking animals”, and “elite special forces unit” on them.

The producer has snapped up feature rights to the [48-page] graphic novel “World War Robot” from IDW Publishing. Story, penned by Ashley Wood [who also wrote Zombies vs. Robots] and recounted in war-diary form by participants on both sides, centers on a small band of humans and robots facing off in a battle on Earth, the moon and Mars. [Variety]

WORLD. WAR. ROBOT.  You’ve outdone yourself this time, o’ great dildo pumpkin.

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