Josh Brolin is Jonah Hex, Megan Fox is a whore, bodies hit floor

WB and Legendary Pictures’ Jonah Hex has been plagued by bad buzz — rumors of another director being brought in to do reshoots (Horton Hears a Who‘s Jimmy Hayward had never done live action before), plus the general concern that, even though the movie opens in June, we hadn’t seen a trailer before today.  But now that it’s here, it looks basically like the graphic-novel western that was promised.  GRRR, RAP-ROCK AND GATLING GUNS AND AND ONE LINERS AND EXPLOSIONS!!!  Tick. Tick. Tick… SLUTS!

And what else would you expect from the screenwriters who did Crank? It’s got a pretty good cast: Josh Brolin, Will Arnett, Michael Fassbender, John Malkovich, and Megan Fox’s ridiculous accent, so who knows.  It’ll probably be really stupid, but I’m holding out hope for awesome-stupid, like a retarded kid jumping through a flaming hoop. You’d be amazed at what you can get them to do with a bullwhip and upside-down chair.

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