KRISTEN STEWART, DAKOTA FANNING ARE: HEAVY METAL LESBIANS

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12.17.09 26 Comments

Sadly, I was just kidding with that headline.  This is actually the teaser trailer for The Runaways, a Floria Sigismondi biopic about 70s girl group The Runaways, starring Twilight’s Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett and Dakota Fanning as Cherie Currie.  But seriously, Joan Jett is lesbian, so not calling it Heavy Metal Lesbians is a huge missed opportunity.  I figured there had to have been a movie called Heavy Metal Lesbians already, so I Googled it. I didn’t find any DVD titles, but I did get a picture of a girl peeing in another girl’s mouth, so there’s that. 

Also, I think a “South Dakota Fanning” would be a great euphemism for girls going down on each other.  Haha, my blog is about movies.

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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