Bad Taste recently released these pictures from Darren Aronofsky’s The Wrestler, featuring Marisa Tomei, who, at 43, still looks pretty doable, and Mickey Rourke who… is… uh, also in The Wrestler.
Is this movie about the Fabulous Freebirds?
Hey! I’m 43 and look pretty doable too! Coincidence?
Marisa Tomei ages like fine vagina.
What do you think the odds are that Marisa Tomei’s stripper has a heart of gold?
Also, opening scene of "Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead", Marisa Tomei totally naked. just block out the fact that it’s Phillip Semen Hoffman banging her, or use that to your advantage in masturbating imagining that if that fat fuck could get her so could you.
Only one way to find out, Gene. Cut her open.
Dude! Charlize Theron really did ugly the fuck up for that Monster movie, eh?
I’d seriously have to think about it if someone told me I could fuck Marissa Tomei if I killed a puppy. Hand to God.
Mickey Roarke looks like that other Mickey. Mickey Goldmill, as played by Burgess Meredith."You’re gonna eat lightnin’ and you’re gonna crap thunder! "
I’m just going to ask the obvious question here. Hulk Hogan wanted too much money for this role?
JHC, No thinking required. One dead puppy, one sore Marisa.
Hulk demanded Brooke play the part of Marisa. Dealbreaker.
Man, I’m really having puppy issues today. Quick! Someone give me a kitten to punch!
I’m just going to ask the obvious question here. Hulk Hogan wanted too much money for this role? no, its just that Hulk’s to busy masturbating to his daughter.
This dead puppy of which you speak? Would it have to be my puppy, or could I maybe find a stray puppy out in the streets to kill? Forget I asked. Either way, Marisa’s getting fucked!
Fuck! Sean Michaels really let himself go, no? He really did ugly the fuck up for this movie.
Erswi, do you fancy yourself some sort of honourary Canadian or something?
I’d fuck Mickey Rourke, but only if he wore a Marisa Tomei mask.Wait, wha-?
*SPOILER ALERT*That’s not all Mickey Rourke’s real hair. Sorry to be the one.
Mickey- "What’s my motivation here?"Director- "Try not to break a hip."
Al, erswi must be an honourary Canadian. He’s going by joukerswild today.–
i would tag team marisa with mickey, and not even leave the ring when i got tagged out.
Mickey’s face will be playing a brick wall.
Yeah and it’s Shawn Michaels, not whateverthefuck I typed. You people and your generic names. Where’s the good names like Satan and Judas? Why aren’t they making a comeback?
TW, he would be Jeauxquerswild if he REALLY wanted to be accepted. Use of "eh" just doesn’t cut it.
I might actually be interested in seeing this movie. Did any of you guys (wrestling/comic nerds) ever happen to read the issue of Spiderman written by the wrestler, Raven? It really brings an interesting perspective to wrestling from the other side of the curtain.
The make up artist is using Curt Hennig as the inspiration for Mickey’s look.
Dor sho gha! The Mighty Fek’lhr wrote a serious post? FUCK!…GRRR…MICKEY ROURKE AS "CHRIS BENOIT, FATHER OF THE YEAR"!!!
Attaining a body like Mickey Rourke’s takes years of Mousersizing.
Shit! Two dead wrestler jokes in a row? Owen Hart will be furious!
Thank Christ for Uproxx’s banner ads at the top of this page. Thanks to them I can now buy advance tickets to Dark Knight, starting July 18th. I’m so excited.
erswi, put me down for 4, please.
Al, my French Canadian name is Jacques Q’est-ce Rild. Fuck you, Patrick Roy pronounced it as a W . . . so can I!
Jay Z is one ugly motherfucker. Like Sam Cassell ugly.
The Mighty Fek’lhr fervently hopes that Aronofsky will NOT include an Ass2Ass scene with Rourke and Kamala the Ugandan Giant.
Did He say "NOT" by accident?
JHC, I originally had Curt Hennig in my post above, instead of Shawn Michaels but thought that Hennig actually looked alive, unlike Mickey and Shawn.
Patrick Roy and his son are both pieces of merde.
Jay Z should be an inspiration to not only to young Black Men, but also to the retard community. That dude is sufferin’ from the Downs, for real.
Brian Adams was crushed that he didn’t get the role. :(Waa waa waa waa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
fek, knowing about that issue of Spiderman is a pussy magnet. Shhh… File that one away under ‘gold’.
The first time The Mighty One heard it was "jay-zee" and not "jays", it blew His fucking mind.Urban culture-1White rural cousin-fucking hicks-0
I’d love to play a game of handball off Mickey’s forehead.
Fek, what about ass2ass with Kamala and Rikishi? hawt!
TW, I gots you bro. You owe me $40 by the way. Plus $10 for service charges. What do you want from me? Ticketmaster is a monopoly, son.
knowing about that issue of Spiderman is a pussy magnet. That’s funny! One time The Mighty Fek’lhr inadvertently filed that issue in His Catwoman comics, ROFLMAOANALKOTAL!
HAH! Shows you lack of wrestling knowledge Kurg! With Rikishi, it’s always Ass2Mouth!
Kurg-How about triple penny with Chyna, Nicole Bass, Harvey Whippleman, and Rourke?…Hmm…guess that would be quadruple…