11 days ago, we found out Laurence Fishburne’s 19-year-old daughter, Montana, was doing a Vivid porn. Last week, we learned she’d filmed an earlier porno (“Phatty’s Rhymes & Dimes 14”). About five minutes after that, we found out she’d been arrested for prostitution. Today, I bring you the news that her co-star in her first hardcore scene, Brian Pumper, is an aspiring rapper, and he has recorded a song dissing Jay-Z’s “weak sex game.” I can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings. Yes, it’s a wonderful time to be alive, I whispered to my Japanese sex pillow.
I had to put the video after the jump because the lyrics are naughty, but here’s a sample:
She tired a you, your sex game weak. You don’t lick cootchie right, you ain’t packin’ no meat. You aint da man in the bedroom, you don’t know what choo doin. You ain’t ill wit da pipe, you ain’t (unintelligible)
You probably let off quick, no discipline wit da stick.
What’s good, you wanna release, I gotchoo girl. Don’t trip, I’ll make you gush, I’ll rock your world. I wanna suck on your clit, I wanna make you come, I wanna get you super wet, let’s have some fun.
You know, I think this might be about sex.
I find all this talk of genitals and excretions much too crass. Where’s the foreplay? I much prefer a nice young man who I know will at least take me to the movies and buy me some popcorn first.
[thanks to SmokingSection for finding this]