08.20.09 8 years ago 50 Comments

After the success of The Wrestler, it’s been easier for Darren Aronofsky to get Black Swan greenlit.  Carson Reeves read the script and posted a review:

Can I just tell you why none of my review matters? Can I just tell you why my review is absolutely pointless?

Because in this movie, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex.

Yeah. You read that right. And not just nice sweet innocent sex either. We’re talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex. […]

I read the rest of the review (major spoiler in the last one third) , and he’s right.  None of the rest of that review matters, because the whole time I’m reading I’m thinking, “Yeah, but what about the drugged-up angry ballerina lesbian sex?  You can’t just talk about Swan Lake now, monkeyfighter. The world must know.”

~ robopanda

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