NEW POSTER FEATURES PILE O SKANKS

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07.07.09 35 Comments

Sorority Row looks about as good as a movie starring two reality show vets and a child of celebrities could possibly look, and now it has a poster.  And I’ve been sitting here for the last 20 minutes trying to think of a joke that doesn’t involve Rumer Willis’ face being longer than Jamie Chung’s back, but I got nothing.  Sorry, Jesus.

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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