Jeffrey Jones, best known as Principal Rooney in Ferris Bueller, turned 64 today, and also pleaded guilty to violating the terms of his previous conviction as a sex offender. It turns out he sodomized a child, NINE TIMES. I kid, I kid. Er, I mean I was joking. About the child sodomy, I mean.
TMZ has learned Jones appeared in L.A. County Superior Court — where he pled guilty to the charge of failing to update his sex offender registration.
As you may know, back in 2003 Jones pled no contest to paying a minor for the purpose of taking sexually explicit photos [to be fair, it doesn’t sound like he ever actually molested anyone, or intended to]… and was required to register annually as a sex offender. But last year, dude blew off his obligation and was later arrested.
Now, after entering a guilty plea, Jones has been sentenced to 3 years formal probation and must complete 250 hours of community service in a roadside clean-up program.
“Grace, I don’t trust this kid any further than I can blow him. Last thing I need at this point in my career is fifteen hundred Ferris Bueller disciples running around these halls, giving me an erection. He jeopardizes my ability to effectively “govern” (*mimes BJ*) the student body.”
“He makes you look at his ass, is what he does, Ed.”