Today on FilmDrunk, we mourn the loss of one of the world's greatest opera singers (I guess?) the only way we know how: with a clip of Leslie Nielsen making fun of him.
First! But does it matter?
and if anyone else in blighty sends me another fucking "Anyone lost a tenor" gag, I'm going to scream.
With the Owen W. jab earlier now this Lance, I welcome you to hell. Cheers!
In other, geeky news…X-Files 2 is officially a go. (sorry…but fuck Opera…)
In other "living a fantasy life" news, Jenna Fischer has split up with her husband. Let the hypthetical situations in which she would stoop to sleeping with you begin!
Jacktion are you serious? Jenna would so hook up w/ me.
Saving her from a fire? That I totally didn't set…
Yes, I am serious. They (seriously) broke the news on their myspace pages. If I put her in my top 8, she'll know that I really care for her, and she'll totally get with me.
its nice to see that i can come to you for breaking gossip as opposed to wwtdd. btw whats her myspace page?
Don't steal my top 8 trick.
no worries i dont even have a top 8
I'm gonna put her in my top 3. She's mine, Jacktion! (By the way, nice Lazytown avatar!)
Robbie Rotten is so fucking creepy. That whole show is creepy, but I, uh, my nephew still loves it.And the trick to woo-ing Jenna would be to slowly move her up in your top friends. She gets there too quick, and she knows your just there for the poon. Slowly, and she'll feel like she's winning you over. I use it with all the underage girls ladies.
I meant "you're", not "your"
^ LMAO ^
Lazytown is, without a shadow of a doubt, the most erotic creepiest show on TV. It should be called Pedoville instead.Anyway, I think it's clear that what me and Jenna share is the real deal. Fuck the top 3, she's going right into the top spot! You gotta strike while the iron's hot, guy! She won't be sad and vulnerable forever, you know…
<i>You gotta strike while the iron's hot, guy! She won't be sad and vulnerable forever, you know…</i>Let me fuckn murder her family and she will. While she's mourning the loss of her family I come in and console her. Trust me its worked before….I mean IVE worked before. In steel mills n shit.
wtf no html?
In other, geeky news…X-Files 2 is officially a go.All a bunch of rumors so far, most of them already disproven. The first one wasn't any good anyway. Seriously? You're going to cut from two people all alone on Antarctica to the same people in an office somewhere with no explanation as to how they got unstranded from Antarctica? That writing's sloppier than VoP. You're better off just buying early seasons of the show on DVD. My favorite was the circus freaks episode.
I love it that none of these comments are actually about the tragic passing of Pavarotti. You people should be ashamed of yourselves!!! FOR SHAME!!!
If you are what you eat, then Pavarotti clearly must have eaten a big fat guy. It's a miracle that he lasted as long as he did. And that's all I gots to say about 'dat.
Well, i've been singing Nessun Dorma all day, much to the amusement of my colleagues…and by singing Nessun Dorma all day i mean just the words Nessun Dorma on a loop. The amusement of my colleagues was an embellishment too. I had fun though.
If I am what I eat, then I'm gonna be Jenna Fischer's pussy in a matter of days… Hey, it could happen…
Oh, Pavarotti died? Bummer. My dad will be beside himself with grief. He's a pastry chef.
Joseph im sorry, you would be my semen. See when I stratedgically nut inside her thus impregnating her, not only will she be forced to marry me, but stay w/ me forever/shower me with gifts. I dont know how i feel about her cheating on me days after conceiving our first born tho.
"Oh, Pavarotti died? Bummer. My dad will be beside himself with grief. He's a pastry chef." Bam!!! It's a little known fact, though, that Pavarotti's weight problems were purely glandular.
Maybe he should have quit eating glands, then.
In other, other even geekier news, a rumor has hit Skies of Arcadia 2 will hit the Wii.