The trailer for RoboGeisha has just hit the web (via Twitch), and it’s just your basic Japanese robowhore plot, with the requisite chainsaw face, camera lens blood bukkake, and armpit katanas. Then there’s the Geisha who kills a guy with shrimp tempuras to the eyeballs, another who transforms into a tank, and of course, the melting-of-adversary’s-face-through-toxic-lactation. Ho hum. Japanese films have gotten so staid and predictable lately. Surprise me, you know?