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09.03.08 26 Comments

Earlier today I wrote, “Kevin Smith has always seemed like a pretty cool dude.” In response, FilmDrunkard “T” sent me the above video. It’s old, but I hadn’t seen it before, and figured you probably haven’t either (I like to project like that). Anyway, it’s an old news story about religious whiners protesting Dogma, and Kevin Smith secretly joining their ranks. When the local news discovers him and interviews him about the movie, he still refuses to break character:

Smith: “I don’t think it stands for anything positive.”
Interviewer: “What does it stand for?”
Smith: “I don’t know, but I’ve been told …not good.”

Beautiful. It makes me sad Robert Downey Jr. didn’t dress up as a retard and Ben Stiller as his handler during the Tropic Thunder protests. “Ben Stiller is a bad man. His movies hurt my retard.” *RDJ groans like Chewbacca*

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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