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10.01.09 17 Comments

Courtesy of Buzzfeed and TheDailyMail, here’s a rundown of the cast of Joe Carnahan’s A-Team, and a side-by-side comparison of the new and original actors.  Above is of course Rampage Jackson as B.A. Baracus, originally played by Mr. T.  And here I thought he’d cut his hair like that to support Kimbo. Also starring:

Brad Cooper as ‘Faceman’ Peck, originally played by Dirk Benedict.  Ironically, ‘Dirk Benedict’ is actually a way better name for a character in an action movie.

Liam Neeson as Hannibal, originally played by George Peppard.

Jessica Biel as the Army General pursuing them, originally played by Amy Amanda Allen.  A lady general, really?  Hey, general, why don’t you go back in the kitchen and cook up a better battle plan?  Ahahahaha- *sigh*

Sharito Copley as Howlin Mad Murdock, Dwight Schultz.

Christian Bale as Kermit the Frog

A cat in a cowboy hat as Wilford Brimley.

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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