I wasn’t planning on doing a Daily Circle Jerk today, but this non-movie-related video had tears rolling down my face, and not just because I was chopping onions and listening to Sarah McLachlan. So I had to post it. I don’t know if it’s the shouting or that Nickelback sucks so bad, but this slays me. Anyway, how long before they get a movie or TV deal? I put the over/under at three months. [Bloomingtonbros via Buzzfeed] –Check that. In research-I-should’ve-done news, they already have a TV deal.
- Monopoly movie plot revealed. Spoiler alert: it’s stupid. |Moviefone|
- What your haircut really says about you. For instance, having dreadlocks when you’re caucasian says “run me over with your car.” |HolyTaco|
- I can’t wait for Twilight: Three Wolf Moon. |CollegeHumor|
- This was the best sketch from SNL this weekend, and it’s actually pretty damned good. |WarmingGlow|
- Surprise, Dane Cook and Tyler Perry voted “most hated actors.” |Asylum|
- Bill Cosby plays Arkham Asylum. |G4|