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08.22.07 10 Comments

You know that thing where you sit on your hand until it gets numb, then whack yourself off backwards so you can pretend it's someone else, and then you cry yourself to sleep?  Well apparently they made a movie about it, with Liv Tyler.

Personally, I would've cast (link is NWS) Anne Hathaway.  But what do I know, I'm just a guy who likes to masturbate and have a good cry.  


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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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