THIS VIDEO WILL MELT YOUR F’ING FACE OFF

This is called “The Miracle of Birth” by New Zoo Revue.  Now, I’ve posted some pretty f’d up videos before, but for sheer holy-crap-did-someone-spike-my-weed-with-angel-dust WTFness, I think this one takes the cake.  I was too young to remember when I learned how babies were made, but I’m pretty sure it didn’t involve a redneck, a hippie, three people dressed as a hippo, an owl, and a frog, and an interpretive dance. (But you know what did?  Gary Busey’s prom).

I miss the 70s.  Back then, when people made shows for kids, it wasn’t because they were closet pedophiles, they were just really high.

[Thanks to Jessica for finding this in the primordial sludge of her repressed memories]

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