TONY JAA AND GIANT HALF NAKED DUDE FLIRT

08.21.09 9 years ago 16 Comments

(Tony Jaa attempts to call a “timeout” in the honeymoon suite)

I’m not really sure that Tony Jaa understands how to make love to a guy twice his girth size. In this recent clip from Ong Bak 2 you’ll get to watch Jaa attempting coitus on the Celtics’ point guard. I don’t mean to hate, but Tony’s sex game is worse than my uncle Eddie’s. See, Eddie does this thing where he doesn’t wait for your permission before he tries something new, he just kind of…you know…um… anyway, enjoy the clip:

Holy Jesus (and I’m pronouncing that “Hey-zeus”), now that’s how you submit a mother f–ker. Seriously, if I ever had to fight a dude that size, I’d first finish chugging my Zima and then just curl up like it was a bear attack. Maybe I’d even take the time to grab a bucket of gray paint and make myself look like a rock.

As previously reported by Vince, Ong Bak 2 will be premiering on On Demand September 25th and will get a limited theatrical run starting October 23rd. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a new submission move to work on…

*removes Snuggie, lights candle, puts on rubber glove*

-Chodin

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