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12.23.09 30 Comments

Kim Cattrall’s dog has a hat, your argument is invalid.  As you may have already guessed, Sex and the City 2 has a trailer.  It’s set in New York, so it begins with Jay-Z’s Empire State of Mind, as now required by law of all things related to New York.  Then it’s girl time.  They want you to know that despite all that’s happened — marriage, menopause, babies, equine encephalitis — they’re still the same girls.  Samantha the slut, Carrie the clownish fashion victim, Charlotte the cute one, and Miranda the hideously deformed sewage mutant.  Wait, what?  Anyway, here’s to you, girls.  May you forever buy shoes and get boned and junk.

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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