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Do I have your attention? Treasure. SHARKS. Hell yes.
Anthony D’Souza [who some people (me) call “The Bollywood Michael Bay“] directs “Blue” , which stars Katrina Kaif, Sanjay Dutt, Akshay Kumar, Lara Dutta, and Zayed Khan (five people who have never been in my kitchen). Katrina and Lara appear to be in bikinis for every scene. A. R. Rahman (Slumdog Millionaire) composed the music. He’s my favorite of all the Tamil soundtrack composers. *adjusts messenger bag, sips Pabst Blue Ribbon*
From this clip I also learned that water jugs in India explode when they fall off a truck. Next time some hippies tell you to drink 8 glasses of water a day, show them this video. I’m on to you, killer Indian water coolers. Don’t you try to curry favor with me.
~ robopanda [higher quality video at Twitch]