I was planning to wait for a non-buttcam version of this joke to show up online, but it hasn’t happened, so I’m posting it anyway. I just liked that even while Devil is still putting “From the mind of M. Night Shyamalan” in their trailer (please tell me that was in his contract), the Shyamalan name has become a joke. I exaggerate so little when I say that. His name actually came up during the David Hasselhoff Roast. Even worse, it wasn’t even the punchline, it was the setup:
Pam Anderson’s vagina is like an M. Night Shyamalan movie: 10 years ago everyone wanted to see it. Now when people see it, they come out and they’re like, what the f*ck was THAT? Was it an alien? Was it dead? And what was Mark Wahlberg doing in there?
Whitney Cummings, everybody. I would argue her segment wasn’t quite as good as Gilbert Gottfried‘s, but she did a Magic Johnson’s-AIDS-blood joke that endeared her to me forever. According to her blog, she did another one about Lost (for you TV fans) that didn’t make the broadcast:
Pam, your vagina is like the finale of Lost: 10 million people have seen it, everyone was disappointed, and everyone who was in it died.
And one more for the hell of it:
Hulk Hogan – I have seen your daughter, Brooke Hogan. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. No, I mean she literally looks like she fell out of a tree.
Thanks a lot, you guys have been great, don’t forget to tip Burnsy’s sister.