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02.12.08 115 Comments

Semi-Pro will be out in two weeks and I think it’s obvious that Will Ferrell really needs to get off his ass and market this. 

Luckily this new photo spread of him as Jackie Moon with Heidi Klum from the new SI Swimsuit Issue proves he’s still working.  Get it?  It’s funny when he acts sexy becuz he has a weird body LOL!  

Even after three kids, Heidi Klum still makes my naughty parts vibrate.  But Ferrell… goddamn, man, take a break, you’re worse than my creditors.  I think at these marketing meetings, he just runs out in something skimpy with half his junk hanging out and the execs all bark like seals. (click on the thumbnails below to enlarge –

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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