WOODY HARRELSON AND THE TEEN PROSTITUTE

Entertainment Editor
08.24.09 23 Comments

(This spy gear doubles as a sweet bong.)

Below is a clip from Canadian superhero drama Defendor. Yeah, they actually spelled it that way, which is odd, because I assumed Canadians would spell it defendeauxr. Woody Harrelson plays a vigilantee with no superpowers wearing a homemade superhero costume who befriends a teenaged prostitute (Kat Dennings). Oh, sure, he does it and it’s slightly endearing, but when I put on a cape and long johns and chat up teenaged sex trade workers, I get disinvited from Thanksgiving dinner. That’s fine. Whatever. I don’t like oyster stuffing and football anyway. Dawson and I will have our own Thanksgiving dinner at Arby’s. You’re not invited, Mom!

~ robopanda

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When not writing for Uproxx, Caleb likes to volunteer at the legless cat shelter and photoshop the Babadook into all of his family photos. He once resolved the question “To be or not to be?” through the clever use of General Semantics. Your mom thinks you could be more like him if you only applied yourself.

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