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09.25.08 30 Comments

As previously suspected, this is the final poster for the 22nd Bond movie, Quantum of Solace.  Clearly, Daniel Craig and Olga Kurylenko have just blown some shit up and it got them all hot and so now they’re gonna go bone and they both know it, but they’re trying to play it casual by not looking at each other.  Craig is still holding his gun because it’s, like, a metaphor for his powerful phallus, and plus, chicks dig that shit.  Trust me, dude, I know women.


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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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