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05.12.09 66 Comments

Okay fine, I guess I’ll post the Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus trailer, even though we both know it’s going straight to DVD and none of you are going to see it.  The best part of this movie is either the screencap above, or the mere idea that someone blew a couple mil financing a movie starring Lorenzo Lamas and Debbie Gibson opposite horribly CGI’d monsters.  What I’m trying to say that is if you know the title, what’s in your mind is going to be a lot better than what you actually see in this trailer.  This would’ve been better if it’d been Japanese, and the shark had been played by a vagina. Or if instead of Lorenzo Lamas it had Lorenzo Llama.

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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