Boo, hiss, it”s elimination Tuesday. It”s time for yet another celebrity to set aside his or her bedazzled spandex costumes and slink out the door. Elimination Tuesdays are generally just a bad scene. Sometimes there”s crying and it”s always uncomfortable and a little sad, like seeing your parents doing it on the sofa or breaking your ankle on the first day of a two week ski trip. Of course, if a reality dance show really bums you out, that”s depressing in and of itself, so let”s just move on, shall we?
[Full recap of Tuesday’s (May 11) “Dancing with the Stars” results after the break…]
Oh no, we can”t. It”s time for another song by the Gypsy Kings. Hey, they play this song on an endless loop at my favorite Mexican restaurant, no joke, so now I want a chicken pasilla plate with mango salsa. Thanks, ABC.