Over the coming days, you'll see more and more posts about Super Bowl-related events and whatnot as I try to figure out a haphazard itinerary while I'm in Miami. Naturally, I was slightly repulsed by the idea of Venus and Serena Williams throwing a party. Then I was un-repulsed when I realized they were going to have SI swimsuit models in the house:
Sports Illustrated will take over The Fifth in
for its Club SI party presented by Cadillac on Saturday night. The party's hosted by Venus and Serena Williams; Wyclef Jean will perform. But who cares about that when there will be SI swimsuit models in attendance? They're dropping in for the world premiere of Jimmy Buffet's SI swimsuit video, Getting the Picture, which debuts in conjunction with the 2007 Swimsuit Issue. South Beach
Oh man, did it have to be on Saturday? Did they really feel it was necessary to compete with the Penthouse party? Because SI swimsuit models versus Penthouse Pets… that's two sides of the same sexy, sexy coin. How is a man supposed to choose? On one hand, the swimsuit issue represents that first realization of pubescent sexuality, tantalizing sex symbols who never quite show it all. On the other hand, you have former strippers who became nude models on their way to becoming porn stars. It's actually not an easy decision.
Of course, this is a strictly theoretical discussion. I'm going to the one party I'm invited to. Hooray, porn stars!
I want more like this!
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