When trusty reader Cory sent me this trailer, I refused to believe it was for a real movie. Every line in the voiceover is too hilariously over-the-top to not be tongue-in-cheek. But no. Friends and sexy readers, I assure you, Gymkata is very, very real.
UPDATE: I guess some of you ultra-cool people have heard of every movie ever made. Well, some of us grew up on Air Force bases, where the base theater only played one movie, and it was whatever big film came out six weeks ago. Sorry if my dad dedicating two decades of his life to serving his country has ruined your blog experience today. Asses.