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THE COWBOYS ARE CLEVER

By / 08.01.07

All NFL teams have some form of rookie hazing, and the Cowboys are no exception (final item).

Cowboys rookie offensive linemen James Marten and Doug Free experienced the pain of the annual haircut from their teammates. Marten showed off a look that was eerily similar to Krusty the Clown from The Simpsons.

"I can't discuss the haircut," Marten said.

Free's hair was shaved off one side of his head but left intact on the other side.

Now, before you jump to conclusions and say that that sounds embarrassing, keep in mind that the alternatives were providing skin grafts to keep Jerry Jones alive and wearing a blonde wig so Tony Romo can "practice" kissing Carrie Underwood.  I'd take the Krusty haircut, too.


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