The Oregon Duck mascot won't be on the sideline today in Ann Arbor, he was suspended for this:
While you were watching this tremendous video, I was reading the article detailing the Duck's suspension:
“At least three, but maybe more” students serve as the Duck mascot, [UO sports information director Dave] Williford said.
NO! Er, I mean that's disillusioning. No, of course I didn't think the Duck was real . . . OK, I did. So, if it is just a costume, why not just suspend the aspiring thespians who play the Duck? Also, I don't see how Oregon beats the Wolverines without their mascot, unless they can play better than a Division I-AA without him. -KD