BUT I STOP FIGHTEEN WHENG MY WIFE DIE
JAMES FRANCO IS STONED OR SOMETHING

JEFF GARCIA’S WIFE IS THE SEXIEST. KINDA.

By 12.10.07

Carmella Decesare, wife of Buccaneers quarterback Jeff Garcia, was ruled the sexiest wife in sports in Co-Ed Magazine's ranking of the 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives.  Except Co-Ed didn't so much rank them as much as they listed them arbitrarily without any justification.  And somehow "girlfriends" and "ex-wives" now also count as wives.  And they also think Rony Seikaly's ex-wife Elsa Benitez is Vanessa Bryant

Basically, it's as lazily compiled and ridiculous as any argument on Slate, but at least Co-Ed got rid of the annoying words and put a decent amount of effort into creating sexy galleries of the ladies, which is really all I'm asking for anyway.  But watch out!  Those galleries are racy!  FanHaus writes:

By the way, be careful browsing the pictures at Co-Ed Magazine while at work.

Yeah, be careful.  You might see some photos from Stuff and Maxim.  You'll get fired for sure if your boss sees you looking at a little bit of cleavage.  Assuming your boss is Julian Thundercock at the Manhole, and you swore you were gay when you interviewed for the job.


TOPICS#NFL
TAGSJEFF GARCIAWAGS

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