Tony Romo isn't just the Cowboys' All-Pro quarterback who dates Jessica Simpson. He's got something more valuable than two consecutive years of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory in the first round of the playoffs: he is one of Cosmo magazine's Fun, Fearless Males, along with previous Simpson-fuckers Dane Cook and John Mayer. And Simpson's ex-husband Nick Lachey took the top award last year, so you know Cosmo's just mailing this shit in.
Romo broke the ice when he joked about the situation while claiming his award at Monday's luncheon. When musing about what made him qualify as Cosmo's Fun, Fearless Male, he said: "Dane Cook, John Mayer … if you date Jessica Simpson, I guess."
"Yeah, you know, it's been really cool to meet those guys, actually. Turns out I'm not the only one who's weirded out by her dad staying in the room and masturbating while we have sex."
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