Pace Won & Mr. Green - "The Eye Of A Needle" Video
"My Style Is Impetuous..."


By 04.20.08

Danica Patrick won the Japan 300 yesterday:

“It’s a long time coming. Finally,” Patrick said. “It was a fuel strategy race, but my team called it perfectly for me. I knew I was on the same strategy as Helio [Castroneves] and when I passed him for the lead, I couldn’t believe it. This is fabulous.”

And you're fabulous Danica. Some say she's not that attractive, but I think she's definitely above average. And the way she handles that advanced piece of technological equipment makes her all the more sexy. It's like when I was working at the metal-stamping plant and had a torrid affair with Charlene. Sure she had a glass eye and exhaled the smoke of her KOOLs through the gaps in her teeth, but the way she engaged the hydraulic press -YOWZA! -KD



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