By: 07.10.08  •  21 Comments

Motocross rider Mike Alessi suffered two broken scapulas, a broken rib and a bruised lung resulting from this crash and subsequent runnings over at the Red Bud Track & Trail in Michigan. The injuries will sideline the 20-year-old for the rest of the year. Supposedly been riding motorcycles since the tender age of 3. Yeah, well, buddy, I was getting run over by stuff even before that. That's what mom gets for giving birth to me on a highway medium strip. We made a nice home of it for a while, but living off discarded Fritos bags just couldn't cut it for long. Eventually we found a dumpster of our own. 

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