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By 10.14.08

Over the weekend, Christ was risen… to the tops of teammates shoulders after scoring three touchdowns in a New Jersey high school football game (via Lion in Oil):

Yeah, Christ in New Jersey.  Hey, it’s pretty much the Palestine of America.

In other holy running back news, Purple Jesus ran for 111 yards in the Vikings’ narrow victory over the Lions, but it was actually one of the worst performances by any NFL running back on Sunday, according to science.  Further proof that those godless nerds will burn for all eternity.


TOPICS#NFL
TAGSADRIAN PETERSONHIGH SCHOOL SPORTS

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