Bears linebacker and noted extramarital poonhound Brian Urlacher, who once allegedly texted baby mam Tyna Robertson with the accusation that she was raising their son as “a little pussy,” is now being accused by Robertson of raising a little pussy.
Robertson, a former stripper who was wooed into a one-night stand after a romantic date at Chili’s, wants to restrict Urlacher’s visits with three-year-old Kennedy because the All-Pro puts the boy in pink Cinderella diapers and paints his toenail blue.
“(Kennedy) pulls down his pants and says, ‘Mommy, look how pretty they are,'” she said of the diapers. Robertson also recalled Kennedy informing her, “Big boys paint their nails,” and said he refused to take a bath for two days to keep the blue polish on his nails from coming off…
“[Urlacher] says he can do whatever he wants,” Robertson said. “(Urlacher said), ‘It doesn’t make him feminine. It doesn’t make him gay.'”
There are all sorts of jokes to be made here, but keep in mind that this is all coming from a stripper who once tried to accuse Lord of the Dance Michael Flatley of rape. Urlacher may be dumber than a box of shit, but Tyna is 57 different kinds of crazy. Who cares if little Kennedy’s gay or confused about gender? He beat some long odds just to have a functioning frontal lobe.