For God only knows what inexplicable reason, Sylvie van der Vaart has never appeared on With Leather before. The Dutch model married Real Madrid midfielder Rafael van der Vaart in 2005, and there’s no reason you’d really know about her unless you follow Dutch soccer gossip or keep up to speed on The Spoiler’s list of WAGs.
Anyhoo, she went to the Bambi Awards this weekend, and holy hell she looked… okay. I was under the impression that women with big hair and leopard print dresses and big gold medallions might look like trashy strippers, but no, apparently they do not. So ladies, go on out and get yourself a leopard print dress and make your hair as big as possible. You’re gonna look great, as long as you’re blonde and Dutch and physically perfect in every way. That’s most of you, right?