Believe it or not, we will eventually run out of oil on this planet, and then what will Sammy Sosa use to make his hair look more Caucasian? But until then, these Saudis can pop open a barrel of light sweet crude in celebration of this two-second goal. Not a bad way to start a game. The last time I scored that fast, she made me put my clothes back on and leave. At least I made it home in time for Conan. –Sportress of Blogitude.