This is Cleveland Indians TV broadcaster Bruce Drennan, who apparently hasn’t realize that the Indians have spent the last few years selling off every decent player that the team has had. But that doesn’t stop him from ripping the team another posterior cavity on air.
To call this not-quite-angry tirade “magical” seems like such an understatement. The Indians, whose 10 wins are third from last in the bigs with 10 wins on the season, weren’t exactly expected to contend for the AL Central. That makes this blowup from Drennan–barely a month into the regular season–all the more hilarious. It’s going to be a long year, Bruce. Take a pill. via Deadspin, The Legend of Cecilio Guante.