It’s the age-old question that men have wondered about women forever. Sure, they’re not physically capable of peeing standing up or opening a jar of mayonnaise (like you need the extra calories, sweetie), but can a well-endowed lady overcome her two biggest obstacles and routinely hit great golf shots?
In the mid-nineties, outspoken golf analyst, Ben Wright was quoted as saying, “Women are handicapped by having boobs. It’s not easy for them to keep their left arm straight, and that’s one of the tenets of the game. Their boobs get in the way.” That… and a number of other inflammatory statements… ultimately got the bombastic broadcaster fired, but the issue of “breasts and the golf swing” has never gone away, and… it’s important to note… there are some who feel breasts can actually give a woman an advantage.
It’s almost unfortunate that none of this applies to the trannies, who now have been given the red light to play on the LPGA after that league removed a clause from its rules requiring players to be “female at birth.” Those ladies get to play with a man’s hands, a man’s legs and other genetic material that we won’t address specifically. Oh, but they’re totally equal. Whatever.