ESPN.com-columnist-turned-sports-blogger Dan Shanoff sold a screenplay to some company called TeamWorks Media. The monetary details of the sale are under tight wraps, but the screenplay tells the Cinderella story of an intramural basketball team that somehow gets to the NCAA tournament.
I'm not quite sure I can swallow that leap of faith, but it's more feasible than my movie. Scarlett Johansson plays a stripper who falls for the scrappy underdog (ably played by me in a star-making role), who teaches her that true love is more than just the dirty things she can do in the bedroom. And the shower. And the maid's closet at a ritzy hotel. Rated PG. For Porno Graphic.
Whaddaya mean that's not a movie? I thought a screenplay was something you just imagined and masturbated to. Oh man. This is gonna change the conversations I have with screenwriters.