Nets point guard Devin Harris is reportedly dating a Dallas bartender/model named Meghan Allen, according to Meghan Allen. Is it true? Well, if I can’t believe what The Big Lead reports a nude model said on Howard Stern, then I just don’t know who I can trust any more. Get ready to read at a third grade level:
Other neat stats: She’s a 34C, and despite the relationship with Harris, she’s going to be on the show Momma’s Boys next week on NBC.
Yes, bra sizes are “neat.” And being on a television show is a statistic.
Artie (snicker): Do you think he’s cheating on you?
Meghan: No (you can hear her big smile), he loves me, he wouldn’t do that.
This is why I try not to read The Big Lead. I mean him no harm, and I hate it when I bitch about other websites. Yet here I am, trying to focus on a story about tits, and all I can think about is how someone who says he can hear people smile writes for a living.
Anyway. More pictures here. **huffs entire can of paint**