I have it on good authority that this is how they roll in Dade County. When the Tampa Breeze and Miami Caliente square off, you can throw the records, bras and panties out the window, but keep the paternity suits, comments about being “just dancers because we don’t strip all the way,” fake tanning, real tanning, cardio, hot yoga, pilates, and maybe some silicone implants in there as well. And yet the NFL forced us to watch the Niners in primetime earlier this month.
But yeah…fight. It’s quite awesome, but we’re not responsible if you incur an epileptic seizure. Just lie back aind enjoy it on the next page, because this would never happen in women’s college basketball. Not that I would know.