I don’t understand what the city of Detroit has against semi-attractive white girls in replica jerseys. They’re just out to have fun in These Trying Economic Times like everyone else. And this pretty much summarizes everything I hate about actually going to NFL games on two levels. First, you can’t get belligerent and stupid without some dickcheese in a Brett Favre jersey grabbing your arm. And secondly, you can’t even watch the actual game because the people around you are being belligerent and stupid, and doing so in such a way that throws YOUR belligerence and stupidity off-kilter. Apparently, the only city that’s already figured this out is Jacksonville. It just speaks to how much slower Detroit is than the rest of America.
Video’s after the jump.