08.12.07 10 years ago 6 Comments

Only a couple more weeks: 

Was the color fucked up on that video, or did that last tab of blotter acid melt my medula oblongata?  Either way, I can't wait for football to begin.  It's going to make the faintinting fainting spells during two-a-days and the dry heaves at the water horse totally worth it when the football season starts.  No, I'm not on a team now.  I was talking about sleeping with the coach's husky daughter to acquire better tickets. -KD  

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