03.19.07 10 years ago • 11 Comments

Much like the boy named Sue, if you grow up with the last name "Tootoo" you're bound to grow up tough. You're either going to end apartheid or become a hockey enforcer and wreck people's backs and faces, like the Predators' Jordin Tootoo here:

Not only does Mike Modano get his back realigned for hanging with Willa Ford, but Stephane Robidas gets a haymaker and an icy nap for trying to help out the Stars' star. Tootoo's got some quick reflexes and good instincts. He's a junkyard scrapper. He really keeps his head on a swivel, and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cock fight.

(Thanks to hunky reader Jeff for the tip.) 

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