I’ll be honest, I’m glad that Kenan Thompson is getting paid for doing something besides walking to his mailbox every month. And that’s not racist because I know plenty of white people that do that. My parents, for example. Anyway, here’s Kenan as Tiger Woods in a skit from a show called “Saturday Night Live.” Hey, this reminds me of a show I used to watch when I was younger, only it was a comedy instead of a high-school variety show. I guess that would make Kristin Wiig only 17. I’d still take her up to that secluded cliff that overlooks the whole town at night. And then push her off.