As far as football music videos go, the Glasgow Diamonds remain the standard for low-budget terribleness. As far as gay football music videos go, it's pretty hard to compete with the '85 Seahawks. But we need to make room in the anal canals of history with this monster from the '86 L.A. Rams called, fittingly, "Let's Ram It."
Go ahead, try to count all the blindingly obvious sexual innuendo. Swear to God, porn dialog isn't this filthy… or sexy! RAWR! Call me, Eric Dickerson! Uh, I mean ladies!