There are benefits to having Nike as a marquee contributor to your athletic department. Like having three underwater treadmills, a waterfall, and a juice bar in your training center. That is a training center, right, and not some posh Portland hangout? That looks like the kind of place where they’d hand me a white terricloth robes that are more expensive than half the clothing I own, and then some 19-year-old Swedish girl puts rocks on my back. Hey, what’s the deal, Ingrid? Do I look like a Japanese Zen garden to you? via.